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Nov 07
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If you were put in a psycho ward by mistake, would you be able to convince them that you aren't psycho?

Good news kids. People that belong on a psych ward are pretty obvious. The doctors job is to 1) fix it 2) send them home. If you are not a total psychotic crazy pants, they will want to kick you out. Even if you are a little nutsy. Yay!

There are actually people who fake being crazy to get on the ward. It’s called “malingering” and usually want a warm bed or detox or an excuse to get out of jail. It’s pretty obvious, and they try to kick them out.

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icallbullshitonthat: counterforce: crashinglybeautiful:ontheborderland: Blue, green, grey, white, or black; smooth, ruffled, or mountainous; that ocean is not silent. —H. P. Lovecraft (Image via s0ulsurfing)

icallbullshitonthat:

counterforce:

crashinglybeautiful:ontheborderland:

Blue, green, grey, white, or black; smooth, ruffled, or mountainous; that ocean is not silent.

—H. P. Lovecraft

(Image via s0ulsurfing)

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Nov 06
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goldenfiddle:

Kristen Wiig reads from Suzanne Somers’ book of poetry Touch Me.

(via warmingglow)

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Nov 05
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Rachel Maddow at Jacob’s Pillow (via The Rachel Maddow Show) Adorkable x2

Rachel Maddow at Jacob’s Pillow (via The Rachel Maddow Show)

Adorkable x2

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Rachel Maddow at Jacob’s Pillow (via The Rachel Maddow Show) Adorkable.

Rachel Maddow at Jacob’s Pillow (via The Rachel Maddow Show)

Adorkable.

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Oct 30
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Sometimes I want to drop out of med school and become a sex therapist. Then I wake up and want to do surgery. Oy.

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Oct 28
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seemsforever: Strange Formspring Question #3: I found a pill capsule on the ground while I was cleaning up behind the drinks counter at work. I went to sweep it into the dustpan but as I did so it opened and inside was a tiny folded piece of paper with a list of names on it. What is it? What should I do? hm! well, that does sound very mysterious and unusual. i’m not sure where you work, but i guess there isn’t really a location where one would find an object like this and not think it’s a little out of place. personally, i think that it’s a spell. obviously it’s gotta be magic of some sort. it must have fallen out of someone’s pocket - perhaps they had intended to grab a drink and then swallow the capsule? that would be my first answer. as for what you should do, i’d check the list of names to make sure mine wasn’t on it (although if you have a generic name, it probably wouldn’t do much good) and then to be honest i’d probably keep it for show-and-tell. it’s a good story. creepy, but also kind of awesome. alternatively, you could put up a lost-and-found notice, if you’re brave enough to find out who its owner is.. If you describe the pill, i can look it up in epocrates. Or you can. Magic of medicine!

seemsforever:

Strange Formspring Question #3:

I found a pill capsule on the ground while I was cleaning up behind the drinks counter at work. I went to sweep it into the dustpan but as I did so it opened and inside was a tiny folded piece of paper with a list of names on it. What is it? What should I do?

hm! well, that does sound very mysterious and unusual. i’m not sure where you work, but i guess there isn’t really a location where one would find an object like this and not think it’s a little out of place. personally, i think that it’s a spell. obviously it’s gotta be magic of some sort. it must have fallen out of someone’s pocket - perhaps they had intended to grab a drink and then swallow the capsule? that would be my first answer.

as for what you should do, i’d check the list of names to make sure mine wasn’t on it (although if you have a generic name, it probably wouldn’t do much good) and then to be honest i’d probably keep it for show-and-tell. it’s a good story. creepy, but also kind of awesome. alternatively, you could put up a lost-and-found notice, if you’re brave enough to find out who its owner is..

If you describe the pill, i can look it up in epocrates. Or you can. Magic of medicine!

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acropolis: thedailywhat: Good point: This sign makes one. [via.]

acropolis: thedailywhat: Good point: This sign makes one. [via.]

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Oct 24
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seemsforever: streettwanderer: (via iamthecrime)

seemsforever:

streettwanderer: (via iamthecrime)

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Oct 23
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kvknowsherfun: This is the only reason I want children*. So I can dress them up in gnome costumes and put pictures of them on the internet. *ok not the only reason. but a BIG reason (via:lovelylinguist:artislovely:capucha:hikergirl:jhulyjohns:Clover_1)

kvknowsherfun:

This is the only reason I want children*. So I can dress them up in gnome costumes and put pictures of them on the internet.

*ok not the only reason. but a BIG reason

(via:lovelylinguist:artislovely:capucha:hikergirl:jhulyjohns:Clover_1)

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