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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>a playful splash</description><title>Uoma Universalis</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @uoma)</generator><link>http://uoma.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Chamomile deliciousness!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku7pxrKkwh1qzsg73o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chamomile deliciousness!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/271194255</link><guid>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/271194255</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 23:03:04 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>lyndseydyan:


jenandtonic:

(via juliasegal)
want

</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku47yyfqbf1qzvqipo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lyndseydyan.tumblr.com/post/271059358/jenandtonic-via-juliasegal-want" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;lyndseydyan&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jenandtonic.tumblr.com/post/270073479/via-juliasegal-want"&gt;jenandtonic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/"&gt;juliasegal&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;want&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/271191271</link><guid>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/271191271</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 23:01:08 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Post dinner - I have been snuggie-fied.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktqug9H4xy1qzsg73o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Post dinner - I have been snuggie-fied.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/258880729</link><guid>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/258880729</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 20:21:42 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Lacey and I are destined to run into DC Tumblrs while in transit. </title><description>kvknowsherfun: lovely to
see you :)

First 12minds in the metro and now uoma on the turnpike! Weird....</description><link>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/258274400</link><guid>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/258274400</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 09:22:23 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I bought my own website! Now I have to make it a website…Right.
http://www.medsexed.com</title><description>I bought my own website! Now I have to make it a website…Right.
http://www.medsexed.com</description><link>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/256425780</link><guid>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/256425780</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:30:30 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>nixg:

jhnbrssndn:

iamchrysanthemum:

girlsinsuits:avocadosalad:...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/ne3R0JLy9q9bjqu3BC6yYu7ho1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nixg.tumblr.com/post/256168423/jhnbrssndn-iamchrysanthemum"&gt;nixg&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jhnbrssndn.tumblr.com/post/202077726/iamchrysanthemum"&gt;jhnbrssndn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://iamchrysanthemum.tumblr.com/post/202073765/girlsinsuits-avocadosalad-katharine-hepburn"&gt;iamchrysanthemum&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://girlsinsuits.tumblr.com/post/147675312/avocadosalad-katharine-hepburn"&gt;girlsinsuits&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://avocadosalad.tumblr.com/post/147661385/katharine-hepburn"&gt;avocadosalad&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;Katharine Hepburn&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;OR A YOUNG RICKY GERVAIS&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;HAH. Yes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Really, though…&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;LOVE.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/256420269</link><guid>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/256420269</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:25:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>kittykittybangbang:

fuckyeahdc:

Capitol, Washington DC (via...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktle7fa03R1qzdw66o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kittykittybangbang.madthoughts.net/post/256217604/fuckyeahdc-capitol-washington-dc-via"&gt;kittykittybangbang&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fuckyeahdc.tumblr.com/post/255087304/capitol-washington-dc-via-inanutshell"&gt;fuckyeahdc&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Capitol, Washington DC (via &lt;a href="http://flickr.com/photos/inanutshell"&gt;inanutshell&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Gorgeous pic.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/256418521</link><guid>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/256418521</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:24:27 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>icallbullshitonthat:

Bernie Fuchs: Annie Oakley with Buffalo...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktn8teIxED1qzjrzlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://icallbullshitonthat.tumblr.com/post/256367039/bernie-fuchs-annie-oakley-with-buffalo-bill-i"&gt;icallbullshitonthat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.telluridegallery.com/html/ArtistResults.asp?artist=31"&gt;Bernie Fuchs&lt;/a&gt;: Annie Oakley with Buffalo Bill.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I used to want to be Annie Oakley.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Me TOO&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/256412599</link><guid>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/256412599</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:19:30 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Wow.
brownhound:

Hmm…
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktixpk4EMg1qzbi39o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Wow.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://brownhound.tumblr.com/post/253290185/hmm"&gt;brownhound&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Hmm…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/253303602</link><guid>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/253303602</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:04:59 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Don’t ask yourself what the world needs; ask yourself what makes you come alive. And then go and do..."</title><description>““Don’t ask yourself what the world needs; ask yourself what makes you come alive. And then go...</description><link>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/238368726</link><guid>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/238368726</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:49:56 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>If you were put in a psycho ward by mistake, would you be able to convince them that you aren't psycho?</title><description>Good news kids.  People that belong on a psych ward are pretty obvious.  The doctors job is to 1)...</description><link>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/235967384</link><guid>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/235967384</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 09:03:40 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>icallbullshitonthat:


counterforce:

crashinglybeautiful:onthebo...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksoz2aNJvq1qzfoxxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://icallbullshitonthat.tumblr.com/post/235643216/counterforce"&gt;icallbullshitonthat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://counterforce.tumblr.com/post/235388809/crashinglybeautiful-ontheborderland-blue"&gt;counterforce&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://crashinglybeautiful.tumblr.com/post/235303770/ontheborderland-blue-green-grey-white-or"&gt;crashinglybeautiful&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://ontheborderland.tumblr.com/post/234982890/blue-green-grey-white-or-black-smooth"&gt;ontheborderland&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Blue, green, grey, white, or black; smooth, ruffled, or mountainous; that ocean is not silent. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;—H. P. Lovecraft&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Image via &lt;a href="http://flickr.com/photos/s0ulsurfing"&gt;s0ulsurfing&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/235677405</link><guid>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/235677405</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:33:35 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>goldenfiddle:


Kristen Wiig reads from Suzanne Somers’ book of...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/unD2bzhDkLk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/unD2bzhDkLk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://goldenfiddle.tumblr.com/post/235137168/kristen-wiig-reads-from-suzanne-somers-book-of"&gt;goldenfiddle&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Kristen Wiig&lt;/b&gt; reads from Suzanne Somers’ book of poetry &lt;i&gt;Touch Me&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/"&gt;warmingglow&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/235148144</link><guid>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/235148144</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:21:49 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Rachel Maddow at Jacob’s Pillow (via The Rachel Maddow...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnysziFSh1qzsg73o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Rachel Maddow at Jacob’s Pillow (via &lt;a href="http://flickr.com/photos/therachelmaddowshow"&gt;The Rachel Maddow Show&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Adorkable x2&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/234443572</link><guid>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/234443572</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:29:23 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Rachel Maddow at Jacob’s Pillow (via The Rachel Maddow...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnys2IEaD1qzsg73o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Rachel Maddow at Jacob’s Pillow (via &lt;a href="http://flickr.com/photos/therachelmaddowshow"&gt;The Rachel Maddow Show&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Adorkable.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/234443120</link><guid>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/234443120</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:28:49 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Sometimes I want to drop out of med school and become a sex therapist. Then I wake up and want to do...</title><description>Sometimes I want to drop out of med school and become a sex therapist. Then I wake up and want to do...</description><link>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/228267601</link><guid>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/228267601</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:45:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>seemsforever:

Strange Formspring Question #3:
I found a pill...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks8y65KKiv1qztnz8o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://seemsforever.tumblr.com/post/226310634/strange-formspring-question-3-i-found-a-pill"&gt;seemsforever&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Strange Formspring Question #3:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;I found a pill capsule on the ground while I was cleaning up behind the drinks counter at work. I went to sweep it into the dustpan but as I did so it opened and inside was a tiny folded piece of paper with a list of names on it. What is it? What should I do?&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;hm! well, that does sound very mysterious and unusual. i’m not sure where you work, but i guess there isn’t really a location where one would find an object like this and not think it’s a little out of place. personally, i think that it’s a spell. obviously it’s gotta be magic of some sort. it must have fallen out of someone’s pocket - perhaps they had intended to grab a drink and then swallow the capsule? that would be my first answer.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;as for what you should do, i’d check the list of names to make sure mine wasn’t on it (although if you have a generic name, it probably wouldn’t do much good) and then to be honest i’d probably keep it for show-and-tell. it’s a good story. creepy, but also kind of awesome. alternatively, you could put up a lost-and-found notice, if you’re brave enough to find out who its owner is..&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;If you describe the pill, i can look it up in epocrates. Or you can. Magic of medicine!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/226391483</link><guid>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/226391483</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:23:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>acropolis: thedailywhat: Good point: This sign makes one....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks90npgSSB1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://acropolis.tumblr.com/post/226386600"&gt;acropolis&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://thedw.us/post/226357458/good-point-this-sign-makes-one-via"&gt; thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;: Good point: This sign makes one. [&lt;a href="http://fukung.net/v/20974/c692ab264a96e0e59f72afe5f43eb789.jpg"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/226389630</link><guid>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/226389630</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:21:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>seemsforever:

streettwanderer: (via iamthecrime)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krxmm6L3On1qa13gio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://seemsforever.tumblr.com/post/222118145/streettwanderer-via-iamthecrime"&gt;seemsforever&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://streettwanderer.tumblr.com/post/220268500/via-iamthecrime"&gt;streettwanderer&lt;/a&gt;: (via &lt;a href="http://iamthecrime.tumblr.com/"&gt;iamthecrime&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/222125818</link><guid>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/222125818</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 17:11:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>kvknowsherfun:















This is the only reason I want...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krz7xzkEsN1qzow1mo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kvknowsherfun.com/post/221107980/this-is-the-only-reason-i-want-children-so-i-can"&gt;kvknowsherfun&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;This is the only reason I want children*. So I can dress them up in gnome costumes and put pictures of them on the internet.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;*ok not the only reason. but a BIG reason&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via:&lt;a href="http://lovelylinguist.tumblr.com/post/221071880/artislovely-capucha-hikergirl"&gt;lovelylinguist&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://artislovely.tumblr.com/post/221071329/capucha-hikergirl-jhulyjohns-the-gnome"&gt;artislovely&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://capucha.tumblr.com/post/221069865/hikergirl-jhulyjohns-the-gnome-via"&gt;capucha&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://hikergirl.tumblr.com/post/221047034/jhulyjohns-the-gnome-via-clover-1"&gt;hikergirl&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://jhulyjohns.tumblr.com/post/221046012/the-gnome-via-clover-1"&gt;jhulyjohns&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://flickr.com/photos/clover_1"&gt;Clover_1&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/221175748</link><guid>http://uoma.tumblr.com/post/221175748</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:02:35 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
